"life’s good.
all i want right now is a sweet hot lesbian lover. haha i’m tired of guys, really.
when i get single i wanna be gay. but i dont know anyone gay. so i can’t meet anyone
i’m stuck with men"

Last I checked, this is not a bed and breakfast. I live here.

I am not held responsible for any food I might eat in the HOUSE I LIVE IN that your homeless boyfriend can no longer consume. He is house sitting, not cleaning out our fridge. And last I checked, people are capable of drinking WATER and eating frozen breakfast buscuits to survive. 

Get off my ass about the milk or I will DRINK IT ALL TONIGHT. 

BITCH.